Bad Translator!

Bad Translator!

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. However, "general idea" isn't exactly accurate; the translator literally translates (word for word) the text which often results in grammatically incorrect, if not completely incoherent, text. We've developed Bad Translator! to show just how funny things can get. Enter any text in English then click "Translate!" to start. The program translates the text back and forth using Google Translate, then displays the final English translation.

Original, from Lady Gaga's Bad Romance: "You and me put on a bad romance"
54 Translations later: "I love you?"

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Cracked Articles Pt. 03

Being lazy today, just going to add links so I can delete them off my Bookmarks.

1. A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner
2. Reminder: 5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy (But Won't)
3. The 6 Most Important Things Humanity Just Plain Forgot
4. Classic Disney Movies
5. The 5 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Shockingly Successful
6. 6 Baffling Mistakes Criminals Apparently Make All the Time
7. 6 Reasons Assholes Are Healthier (According to Science)
8. The 7 Worst Things That Can (And Did) Happen at a Funeral
9. The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
10. 5 Shockingly Powerful Kids Who Make You Look Like a Coward 
11. Dr. Seuss  
12. The 25 Least Useful Self-Help Books Possible  [Contest]
13. 6 Soldiers Who Survived Shit That Would Kill a Terminator 
14. The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body 
15. 6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the Species) 
16. The 6 Biggest Badasses Who Lived As The Opposite Sex 
17. 5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals 
18. 7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art 
19. Is it Gay or is it Maxim? A (Surprisingly Hard) Magazine Ad Quiz 
20. The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History 
21. The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters 
22. 6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies 
23. 6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off
24. The 6 Most Baffling Things Every TV Ad Assumes Are True
25. 6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think
26. 5 Bizarre Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life
27. 6 Popular Fashion Trends (That Killed People)
28. 7 Awesome Acts of Nature (That Science Can't Explain)
29. 13 Real Animals Lifted Directly Out of Your Nightmares
30. The Gruesome Origins of 5 Popular Fairy Tales
31. 16 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
32. 17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
33. 6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)
34. 15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
35. 15 MORE Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
36. 6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can't Explain
37. 7 Horrifying Moments from Classic Kids Movies
38. 6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!)
39. 6 MORE Creepy Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)
40. The 5 Creepiest Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)
41. 5 Myths That People Don't Realize Are Admitted Hoaxes
42. 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
43. 6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions
44. 6 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than You Think
45. 5 Old Comic Book Ads That Tried to Get Children Killed
46. 7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures (That Are Still Around)
47. 5 Inventions You Won't Believe Came From War 
48. 6 Baffling Flaws in Famous Sci-Fi Technology
49. The 7 Most Irritating Characters From Otherwise Great Movies
50. 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)
51. 5 UFO Sightings That Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy
52. 17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 6)
53. The 7 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth
54. 6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
55. The 5 Strangest Things Evolution Left in Your Body
56. 6 Massive Secret Operations That Are Hidden All Around You
57. 5 Reasons Immortality Would be Worse than Death
58. 7 Famous Movie Flaws That Were Explained in Deleted Scenes
59. 6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (That Have Totally Been Solved)
60. 5 Mind Blowing Ways Your Memory Plays Tricks On You
61. 5 Insane Scientific Charts You Won't Believe Actually Exist
62. 5 Fictional Stories You Were Taught in History Class
63. 7 Famous Works of Art With Bizarre Mistakes You Can't Unsee
64. The 5 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Foreign Languages
65. 10 Tips for Raising the Child You Really Shouldn't Have Had
66. 4 Real Survival Guides for Wildly Improbable Situations
67. 10 Photos Capturing Moments of Spontaneous Badassery
68. 5 Of The Greatest Escape Artists Ever (Were Animals)
69. The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History
70. CGI Boobs: 7 Special Effects The Stars Want to Keep Secret
71. 6 Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget
72. 6 Amazingly High-Tech Ancient Weapons
73. 5 Real Historical Death Stars (Complete With Baffling Flaws)
74. 6 Things That Are Secretly Turning You Into A Bad Person
75. 6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of 
76. 5 Annoying Trends That Make Every Movie Look the Same
77. 6 People Who Died In Order To Prove A (Retarded) Point
78. 5 People You've Never Heard Of Who Saved the World
79. 6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
80. 5 Widely Believed Dating Myths (Science Says Aren't True)
81. 5 Things Hollywood Reuses More Than Plots
82. The 5 Historical Figures Who Died The Weirdest Deaths
83. The 7 Most Impressive (And Depressing) Geek Collections
84. The Vampire Formula: What Women See In Them
85. 6 Japanese Subcultures That Are Insane (Even for Japan)
86. 9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years to Find
87. 9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying by Japan
88. The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women
89. 5 People Who Bragged About Awful Crimes Via 'Art'
90. 8 'Adorable' Viral Videos That Qualify as Animal Cruelty [Video]
91. 13 Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Ads Aimed at Kids
92. 5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs That Turned Out to Be True
93. 6 Acts of Propaganda That Backfired Hilariously
94. 6 Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)
95. The 6 Most Unlikely Partners in the Animal Kingdom
96. The 5 Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics
97. 6 Classics Despised by the People Who Created Them
98. The 6 Worst Jobs Ever (Were Done by Children)
99. The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Coincidences of All Time
100. 6 Random Coincidences That Created The Modern World