Cracked Articles Pt. 03

Being lazy today, just going to add links so I can delete them off my Bookmarks.

1. A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner
2. Reminder: 5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy (But Won't)
3. The 6 Most Important Things Humanity Just Plain Forgot
4. Classic Disney Movies
5. The 5 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Shockingly Successful
6. 6 Baffling Mistakes Criminals Apparently Make All the Time
7. 6 Reasons Assholes Are Healthier (According to Science)
8. The 7 Worst Things That Can (And Did) Happen at a Funeral
9. The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
10. 5 Shockingly Powerful Kids Who Make You Look Like a Coward 
11. Dr. Seuss  
12. The 25 Least Useful Self-Help Books Possible  [Contest]
13. 6 Soldiers Who Survived Shit That Would Kill a Terminator 
14. The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body 
15. 6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the Species) 
16. The 6 Biggest Badasses Who Lived As The Opposite Sex 
17. 5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals 
18. 7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art 
19. Is it Gay or is it Maxim? A (Surprisingly Hard) Magazine Ad Quiz 
20. The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History 
21. The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters 
22. 6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies 
23. 6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off
24. The 6 Most Baffling Things Every TV Ad Assumes Are True
25. 6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think
26. 5 Bizarre Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life
27. 6 Popular Fashion Trends (That Killed People)
28. 7 Awesome Acts of Nature (That Science Can't Explain)
29. 13 Real Animals Lifted Directly Out of Your Nightmares
30. The Gruesome Origins of 5 Popular Fairy Tales
31. 16 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
32. 17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
33. 6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)
34. 15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
35. 15 MORE Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
36. 6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can't Explain
37. 7 Horrifying Moments from Classic Kids Movies
38. 6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!)
39. 6 MORE Creepy Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)
40. The 5 Creepiest Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)
41. 5 Myths That People Don't Realize Are Admitted Hoaxes
42. 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
43. 6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions
44. 6 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than You Think
45. 5 Old Comic Book Ads That Tried to Get Children Killed
46. 7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures (That Are Still Around)
47. 5 Inventions You Won't Believe Came From War 
48. 6 Baffling Flaws in Famous Sci-Fi Technology
49. The 7 Most Irritating Characters From Otherwise Great Movies
50. 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)
51. 5 UFO Sightings That Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy
52. 17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 6)
53. The 7 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth
54. 6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
55. The 5 Strangest Things Evolution Left in Your Body
56. 6 Massive Secret Operations That Are Hidden All Around You
57. 5 Reasons Immortality Would be Worse than Death
58. 7 Famous Movie Flaws That Were Explained in Deleted Scenes
59. 6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (That Have Totally Been Solved)
60. 5 Mind Blowing Ways Your Memory Plays Tricks On You
61. 5 Insane Scientific Charts You Won't Believe Actually Exist
62. 5 Fictional Stories You Were Taught in History Class
63. 7 Famous Works of Art With Bizarre Mistakes You Can't Unsee
64. The 5 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Foreign Languages
65. 10 Tips for Raising the Child You Really Shouldn't Have Had
66. 4 Real Survival Guides for Wildly Improbable Situations
67. 10 Photos Capturing Moments of Spontaneous Badassery
68. 5 Of The Greatest Escape Artists Ever (Were Animals)
69. The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History
70. CGI Boobs: 7 Special Effects The Stars Want to Keep Secret
71. 6 Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget
72. 6 Amazingly High-Tech Ancient Weapons
73. 5 Real Historical Death Stars (Complete With Baffling Flaws)
74. 6 Things That Are Secretly Turning You Into A Bad Person
75. 6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of 
76. 5 Annoying Trends That Make Every Movie Look the Same
77. 6 People Who Died In Order To Prove A (Retarded) Point
78. 5 People You've Never Heard Of Who Saved the World
79. 6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
80. 5 Widely Believed Dating Myths (Science Says Aren't True)
81. 5 Things Hollywood Reuses More Than Plots
82. The 5 Historical Figures Who Died The Weirdest Deaths
83. The 7 Most Impressive (And Depressing) Geek Collections
84. The Vampire Formula: What Women See In Them
85. 6 Japanese Subcultures That Are Insane (Even for Japan)
86. 9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years to Find
87. 9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying by Japan
88. The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women
89. 5 People Who Bragged About Awful Crimes Via 'Art'
90. 8 'Adorable' Viral Videos That Qualify as Animal Cruelty [Video]
91. 13 Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Ads Aimed at Kids
92. 5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs That Turned Out to Be True
93. 6 Acts of Propaganda That Backfired Hilariously
94. 6 Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)
95. The 6 Most Unlikely Partners in the Animal Kingdom
96. The 5 Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics
97. 6 Classics Despised by the People Who Created Them
98. The 6 Worst Jobs Ever (Were Done by Children)
99. The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Coincidences of All Time
100. 6 Random Coincidences That Created The Modern World