Cracked Articles Pt. 03

Being lazy today, just going to add links so I can delete them off my Bookmarks.

1. A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner
2. Reminder: 5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy (But Won't)
3. The 6 Most Important Things Humanity Just Plain Forgot
4. Classic Disney Movies
5. The 5 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Shockingly Successful
6. 6 Baffling Mistakes Criminals Apparently Make All the Time
7. 6 Reasons Assholes Are Healthier (According to Science)
8. The 7 Worst Things That Can (And Did) Happen at a Funeral
9. The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
10. 5 Shockingly Powerful Kids Who Make You Look Like a Coward 
11. Dr. Seuss  
12. The 25 Least Useful Self-Help Books Possible  [Contest]
13. 6 Soldiers Who Survived Shit That Would Kill a Terminator 
14. The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body 
15. 6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the Species) 
16. The 6 Biggest Badasses Who Lived As The Opposite Sex 
17. 5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals 
18. 7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art 
19. Is it Gay or is it Maxim? A (Surprisingly Hard) Magazine Ad Quiz 
20. The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History 
21. The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters 
22. 6 Ways You Can (Accidentally) Attract the Ladies 
23. 6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off
24. The 6 Most Baffling Things Every TV Ad Assumes Are True
25. 6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think
26. 5 Bizarre Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life
27. 6 Popular Fashion Trends (That Killed People)
28. 7 Awesome Acts of Nature (That Science Can't Explain)
29. 13 Real Animals Lifted Directly Out of Your Nightmares
30. The Gruesome Origins of 5 Popular Fairy Tales
31. 16 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
32. 17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
33. 6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)
34. 15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
35. 15 MORE Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
36. 6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can't Explain
37. 7 Horrifying Moments from Classic Kids Movies
38. 6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!)
39. 6 MORE Creepy Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)
40. The 5 Creepiest Urban Legends (That Happen to be True)
41. 5 Myths That People Don't Realize Are Admitted Hoaxes
42. 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
43. 6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions
44. 6 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than You Think
45. 5 Old Comic Book Ads That Tried to Get Children Killed
46. 7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures (That Are Still Around)
47. 5 Inventions You Won't Believe Came From War 
48. 6 Baffling Flaws in Famous Sci-Fi Technology
49. The 7 Most Irritating Characters From Otherwise Great Movies
50. 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)
51. 5 UFO Sightings That Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy
52. 17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 6)
53. The 7 Most Horrifying Museums on Earth
54. 6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
55. The 5 Strangest Things Evolution Left in Your Body
56. 6 Massive Secret Operations That Are Hidden All Around You
57. 5 Reasons Immortality Would be Worse than Death
58. 7 Famous Movie Flaws That Were Explained in Deleted Scenes
59. 6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (That Have Totally Been Solved)
60. 5 Mind Blowing Ways Your Memory Plays Tricks On You
61. 5 Insane Scientific Charts You Won't Believe Actually Exist
62. 5 Fictional Stories You Were Taught in History Class
63. 7 Famous Works of Art With Bizarre Mistakes You Can't Unsee
64. The 5 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Foreign Languages
65. 10 Tips for Raising the Child You Really Shouldn't Have Had
66. 4 Real Survival Guides for Wildly Improbable Situations
67. 10 Photos Capturing Moments of Spontaneous Badassery
68. 5 Of The Greatest Escape Artists Ever (Were Animals)
69. The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History
70. CGI Boobs: 7 Special Effects The Stars Want to Keep Secret
71. 6 Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget
72. 6 Amazingly High-Tech Ancient Weapons
73. 5 Real Historical Death Stars (Complete With Baffling Flaws)
74. 6 Things That Are Secretly Turning You Into A Bad Person
75. 6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable Of 
76. 5 Annoying Trends That Make Every Movie Look the Same
77. 6 People Who Died In Order To Prove A (Retarded) Point
78. 5 People You've Never Heard Of Who Saved the World
79. 6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
80. 5 Widely Believed Dating Myths (Science Says Aren't True)
81. 5 Things Hollywood Reuses More Than Plots
82. The 5 Historical Figures Who Died The Weirdest Deaths
83. The 7 Most Impressive (And Depressing) Geek Collections
84. The Vampire Formula: What Women See In Them
85. 6 Japanese Subcultures That Are Insane (Even for Japan)
86. 9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years to Find
87. 9 Beloved Characters Made Horrifying by Japan
88. The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Ask About Women
89. 5 People Who Bragged About Awful Crimes Via 'Art'
90. 8 'Adorable' Viral Videos That Qualify as Animal Cruelty [Video]
91. 13 Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Ads Aimed at Kids
92. 5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs That Turned Out to Be True
93. 6 Acts of Propaganda That Backfired Hilariously
94. 6 Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)
95. The 6 Most Unlikely Partners in the Animal Kingdom
96. The 5 Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics
97. 6 Classics Despised by the People Who Created Them
98. The 6 Worst Jobs Ever (Were Done by Children)
99. The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Coincidences of All Time
100. 6 Random Coincidences That Created The Modern World
     

Cracked Articles Pt. 02

The 13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Toys

The 7 Most Bizarrely Unlucky People Who Ever Lived

6 Real Islands Way More Terrifying Than The One On 'Lost'

7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life)

6 Natural Disasters That Were Caused by Human Stupidity

The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)

Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2009

If Video Games Were Realistic (Contest)

Cracked Articles I find Particular Interesting Pt. 01

These are not displayed in any real order, just going down the list. :)

 

6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)

The 6 Stupidest Things Ever Done With Historic Treasures

5 Real Buried Treasures That Can Make You Rich (Or Kill You)

5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness

6 Rulers Who Abused Their Power In Hilariously Insane Ways

6 Bullshit Facts About Psychology That Everyone Believes

The 6 Strangest Objects People Were Caught Having Sex With

5 Self-Destructive Ways People Accidentally Cured Themselves


I give up on trying to fix the spacing...

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4muiFAw2JH1JgV7dAnpWVhzEexLcet6vhvUj1kbB8nDKPbBMODar5mMDyBZD12wT213Yfp9hZYfD1QlvNZt3zYqPKdit51MA8Zzbf7Ot1zAQOHEG-FP0_XADTiJE-C3NdEGf_Ml8z_w/s1600/16367.jpg

Greased Lightbox

→←+-↻

Loading image

Click anywhere to cancel

Image unavailable

The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth - Cracked's Website

This is from a website I recently have discovered, it gives a bunch of lists/countdowns of miscellaneous things.

Today I will present you with: The 6 Creepiest places on Earth by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz.

On all fairness for his list. I will only list the first one. You will have to go to the site for the rest.

#6. Aokigahara Forest

"Aokigahara is a woodland at the base of Mount Fuji in Japan that makes The Blair Witch Project forest look like Winnie the Pooh's Hundred Acre Wood. It probably has something to do with all the dead bodies scattered around.

What Niagara Falls is to weddings, Aokigahara is to suicide. How many suicides does it takes for a place to get that reputation? A dozen? Fifty?

More than 500 fucking people have taken their own lives in Aokigahara since the 1950s.

The trend has supposedly started after Seicho Matsumoto published his novel Kuroi Kaiju (Black Sea of Trees) where two of his characters commit suicide there. After that-always eager to prove they are bizarrely susceptible to suggestion-hundreds of Japanese people have hanged themselves among the countless trees of the Aokigahara forest, which is reportedly so thick that even in high noon it's not hard to find places completely surrounded by darkness.

Also Skulls.

Besides bodies and homemade nooses, the area is littered with signs displaying such uplifting messages like "Life is a precious thing! Please reconsider!" or "Think of your family!"

"If you commit suicide here, bears will poop on your corpse."

 In the 70s, the problem got national attention and the Japanese government began doing annual sweeps of the forest in search of bodies. In 2002, they found 78. But who knows how many they missed? In all likelihood there probably is a hanged person somewhere in Aokigahara on any given day. You can see some of them here. WARNING, NSFS (Not Safe For Soul).

By the way, if an entire dark forest full of hanged corpses wasn't bad enough, a few years ago some people noticed that a lot of the dead in Aokigahara probably had cash or jewelry on them. Thus began the proud Japanese tradition of Aokigahara Scavenging where people are running around the Death Forest, looking for dead guys to loot."

It only gets better as you continue down the list! Sweet Dreams!